... I don't know right now.

Oh!
look!
Right there, in the corner!

is it a message?
A reply?
A comment!

three facebook notifications?!
ftw.
What trash.

Wow. An application...
An application...
An
A-P-P-P-P-LICATION-TION-TION!


COMB-BO-BO BREAKER!

Musings in the Night.

Dark, it is, outside now. I would guess that it is also quiet but my music is playing, so i can't. It's two minutes past twelve according to my clock and the yellow lamplight is illuminating some of my streets more "economical" (poor peoples) cars, theres a peugot 106 and some blue cars and some red cars. I can't actually name that many cars, my skill(z) actually extend to 106, 206, 306... and yellow car (punch in the arm) and convertable (another punch) and nissan (is that even a car).

I've had a pretty uneventful day.
Then again.
For it to be eventful something really eventful would need to happen... like...
I don't know, a disaster of some sorts including flying ants or naked women.
Hurracances...
and cows with megaphones.

All this i imagine just outside of the school gates: around 1000 males screaming and running. Thier green blazzers flapping about, being trodden on under the stampede...little children still attached to them.

But i'll digress from the darker sides of my fantasy.

This post, unlike all the ones before, has no real or unreal meaning. Which means, really, that i get free reign with things that i'd usually fomalize for "appearances" like...

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Ah well. I really can't be bothered with that vocation anymore.
But it was fun while it lasted.

I'll finish with a poem im making up on the spot =)


there once was a dilema
that met a girl called emma.
on a phone
they answered or hungup
on the same rings
broke the same things
twice.
would write incomparitavley, convolouted and convexing sentances
that missed the rythm
or the message.

But both found happiness, in that thier names would rhyme.
dilema
and emma
would be first in line.

but packages get crossed (with similar names) and words that hurt were slung.
neither had the option, dil rung emma
emma rung dil.
again, still, one hung up.
the other answered,

and had to shout. hard. at the recorder.



Hope you enjoyed my midnight musing. =) it's 12:32 now... and i'm signing off.

Our social vibe is not racist... It's race related.

KC:
i chose one with water

but seriously..

the block kid

the black kid?

is that really necessary

do we need a small black underdeveloped child to smile through water..

just to get people to click..

really?

James:
ahaha

i love it

he looks demonic almost

or she

i cant tell

arent they all bald in africa?

lmao. im so racist.


lol


sponsored by loreal. and theres a bald kid.


holy shit..

we should totally blog this


haha, set it up and we'll do it next time i come up


His teeth.. are waaaaaaayyyy to good.

he should be makin a charity for me..

and my teeth

they're beter that both of ours!


people will hate us after they read it you know.


it's like he has just polished them

do you think they use a model black kid....

or.. they just grabed one from a village without water... poured water on hs head

so he was

all

=)=)


i think we will be shot if we publish this.


nah


if there is a god were going to hell.


... if there is a god..then probably...

but... if black humour

and..

maybe a little sympathy

exists...

then we r givin water to the rich model black child ... in africa...

with white teeth.


i dont care. we will still be shot for this. atleast.


should we not support the water thing ?

maybe an anti gun charity?

in some ghetto


no we can, just not blog so nastily about the black kid with no water. isnt it sick how they say black kids have no water yet they are pouring water infront of his face into the ground and the kids grinning.

if we blog about it we should blog more about what the picture shows than black people themselves


yeah.. thats how i think they got such an imahhe

.. well dude..

ive done the blog.

no really.

llook at the draft.


lmao


im going bed.

dont change it.


thats class

we should just keep it like that.


that, my friend, we should embark on together.

nono..

format...

explanation

and some form of defence incase we get sued.

call u 2moro!

Disclaimer:
The two parties in this awesome blog, do not condone anything.


As we said earlier.
Its not racist, its race related.

God Exists?!!1

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm ?

Seriously. This guy.


According to the use of Gibberish, God, exists.

At first glance, you'd think to yourself 'holy physical shit, is this guy serious?' Each and every proof, is infact - ridiculous. Codswallop.


1. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)


(1) If reason exists then God exists.

(2) Reason exists.

(3) Therefore, God exists.


Mega Fail.

I disagree with this 'proof.' I don't mean to be offensive, (un)fortunately I will be. If you are religious or if the Transcendental Argument makes any sense to you, what-so-ever, you are are actually a moron. It is impossible to use reason to prove God. Infact i would like to see you try, i may even hold a competition with prizes for the winner, and the ones which make me laugh.

If you dont know how to start, examine the argument below. And prove it.





















667 ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT


1. Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree/unfortunate being beautiful?

2. Only God could have made them so beautiful.

3. Therefore, God exists.

...
Can't do it? I thought as much.

I don't know, am i missing something here?

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENT DESIGN


1. The material universe resembles the intelligent productions of human beings in that it exhibits design.

2. The design in any human artifact is the effect of having been made by an intelligent being.

3. Like effects have like causes.

4. Therefore, the design in the material universe is the effect of having been made by an intelligent creator. (the cause)


... really? are you sure this is the case...


"we are so complicated, it's obvious were designed by some intelligent being."

Sorry for the sarcasm here.
It seems quite paradoxical that this intelligent being created such UNintelligent beings, especially those who babble crazy "intelligent design" ideas.

Go read a book or something.

On a more serious note.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page04.html

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page05.html



Why would god create flawed beings with blind spots in their eye?

To put it another way:

God is ridiculously powerful.

Sick Shit Still Happens.


Let me rephrase that for those of you who missed the picture above..

God loves us all.


But damns to hell whatever arbitrary religion he isn't being advertised in.

Ontological arguement V.s. ... Youtube Reform
... urrr..

Finally, i thinks it's safe to say, if you believe in god you must surrender rationality or reason or "proof" as a defence... rely on faith and belief. In fact... all religious people aka theists should only be allowed to call themselves believers (as whatever they believe it seems obscure to me) or fideists.



**James looks at KC** Wow. God got pwn'ed.

The Awesomeness of Spontaneity (and irony)

So you wake up one day and decide "i want to write about life!" or whatever preference your creative tendencies have.
You have your individualized drink, may it be tea, coffee or coke.. (god forbid). Any other commodity which seems to extend your concentration, or susceptibility to "the creative aura" and sit there, taut, pressed up against the screen, fingers nimble at the keyboard.

But Alas.

You have nothing to write.

It is an awfully beautiful irony, when you want to write but cant. When you try to write you can't. But when you just take it easy, open your mind - it hits you. Anything.

This for instance, is purely written because Mr Holy Towel a.k.a James, in front of me just can't pull it off.
He wants to. The boy huffs, flicks his head and slaps on the keyboard in frustration. Shame.

And it almost makes grin to say, ironically, again, his apparent "creative block" is my inspiration.

Haha. Loser.

*note: If a post appears above this one, then e has got his act together.