... I don't know right now.

Oh!
look!
Right there, in the corner!

is it a message?
A reply?
A comment!

three facebook notifications?!
ftw.
What trash.

Wow. An application...
An application...
An
A-P-P-P-P-LICATION-TION-TION!


COMB-BO-BO BREAKER!

A li'l problem with the internet...

You know, I've always praised the internet as a glorious technological innovation. I hail it as passing to us knowledge and information that cannot be surpassed by anything. It is beautiful in that respect, freedom for the mind.

However,

What is the damn point if we keep on using places like WIKIPEDIA and ANSWERS.com to give us our knowledge.

According to wikipedia, at some point, (now if i choose)- A British person is a:
"Highly underdeveloped fruit-bat incapable of abstract reasoning or any remotely serious expression other than "this tea tastes like guacamole". "

So really. Really, really.

It only takes one of those "underdeveloped fruit-bats" to use wikipedia to justify pouring vodka in their eye to cure hangovers and rectal disfigurements.

Yes, rectal.
Disfigurements.

(your face)

Tsk.

Musings in the Night.

Dark, it is, outside now. I would guess that it is also quiet but my music is playing, so i can't. It's two minutes past twelve according to my clock and the yellow lamplight is illuminating some of my streets more "economical" (poor peoples) cars, theres a peugot 106 and some blue cars and some red cars. I can't actually name that many cars, my skill(z) actually extend to 106, 206, 306... and yellow car (punch in the arm) and convertable (another punch) and nissan (is that even a car).

I've had a pretty uneventful day.
Then again.
For it to be eventful something really eventful would need to happen... like...
I don't know, a disaster of some sorts including flying ants or naked women.
Hurracances...
and cows with megaphones.

All this i imagine just outside of the school gates: around 1000 males screaming and running. Thier green blazzers flapping about, being trodden on under the stampede...little children still attached to them.

But i'll digress from the darker sides of my fantasy.

This post, unlike all the ones before, has no real or unreal meaning. Which means, really, that i get free reign with things that i'd usually fomalize for "appearances" like...

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Ah well. I really can't be bothered with that vocation anymore.
But it was fun while it lasted.

I'll finish with a poem im making up on the spot =)


there once was a dilema
that met a girl called emma.
on a phone
they answered or hungup
on the same rings
broke the same things
twice.
would write incomparitavley, convolouted and convexing sentances
that missed the rythm
or the message.

But both found happiness, in that thier names would rhyme.
dilema
and emma
would be first in line.

but packages get crossed (with similar names) and words that hurt were slung.
neither had the option, dil rung emma
emma rung dil.
again, still, one hung up.
the other answered,

and had to shout. hard. at the recorder.



Hope you enjoyed my midnight musing. =) it's 12:32 now... and i'm signing off.

Dearest Sprog.

Well. My good friend Sprog, I regret to inform of your recent obsession with blogging. My dear friend, Blogger to you is what Farmville is to those Facebookers that get somewhat
infatuated in the wonderful world of...

Virtual SHIT.

The only difference being the fact that blogging, is actually rather enjoyable, and some people may actually benefit from it, so im not going to rip you in this blog, maybe next time?

Seriously now though, Farmville. Please. Mother of all that is untainted with the impending catastrophe that is going to unfold if the viral spreads ever farther, forcing those nice people who own a REAL farm to trade it in for a VIRTUAL farm, inevitably leading to the destruction of mankind, stop notifying me everytime one of my several hundred friends 'moves on up' in Farmville.

Many thanks.

TheHolyTowel.

FUCK the FACEBOOK FARMING FARMVILLE fuck.

Please... I beg. i crawl on my knees. I sacrifice my self on the altar of all that is good in the world. Stop the farmville viral. For the love of jesus... for the love of krishna.... with respect to buddist karma...It's a game... facebook is a social networking site not...

"LOOK AT ALL THE ANIMALS I HAVE ACCUMULATED IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. LOL"

The voice i would mimic is the pig from shrek.

It's not that i don't want you to play the farmville game...
I just don't want to be updated every time you get sucked in. The effect is a viral... you masterbate over it... someone catches you.. and then they do the same.

Well stop..
Updating me.
Stop.
Titillating.

I got a message from a friend, on face book, "soso" likes you status. Which read like the above..
So i go on there to thank him, to praise him. I want to pat him on the back and be like, we're in this together..

BUT NO!

YOUR WITH THEM ARN'T YOU, YOU MAFIA WAR-ER-ER.
Tsk.

I don't want to help you find a camera... an fbi agent..or anything...virtual

I want you to find a brick and to plough it through you hardrive.
I want you to put your ecstacy fingers in lawnmower and then to paint a picture..
at least that's something i'd click "like" and comment:
Hey, that's a really impressive feat. You put those farmville/mafia people to shame.

if only.
But there aren't an martyrs for this one is there.

Wow.

Amen.

As featured in: http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/life-is-an-adventure/next?context=user

Our social vibe is not racist... It's race related.

KC:
i chose one with water

but seriously..

the block kid

the black kid?

is that really necessary

do we need a small black underdeveloped child to smile through water..

just to get people to click..

really?

James:
ahaha

i love it

he looks demonic almost

or she

i cant tell

arent they all bald in africa?

lmao. im so racist.


lol


sponsored by loreal. and theres a bald kid.


holy shit..

we should totally blog this


haha, set it up and we'll do it next time i come up


His teeth.. are waaaaaaayyyy to good.

he should be makin a charity for me..

and my teeth

they're beter that both of ours!


people will hate us after they read it you know.


it's like he has just polished them

do you think they use a model black kid....

or.. they just grabed one from a village without water... poured water on hs head

so he was

all

=)=)


i think we will be shot if we publish this.


nah


if there is a god were going to hell.


... if there is a god..then probably...

but... if black humour

and..

maybe a little sympathy

exists...

then we r givin water to the rich model black child ... in africa...

with white teeth.


i dont care. we will still be shot for this. atleast.


should we not support the water thing ?

maybe an anti gun charity?

in some ghetto


no we can, just not blog so nastily about the black kid with no water. isnt it sick how they say black kids have no water yet they are pouring water infront of his face into the ground and the kids grinning.

if we blog about it we should blog more about what the picture shows than black people themselves


yeah.. thats how i think they got such an imahhe

.. well dude..

ive done the blog.

no really.

llook at the draft.


lmao


im going bed.

dont change it.


thats class

we should just keep it like that.


that, my friend, we should embark on together.

nono..

format...

explanation

and some form of defence incase we get sued.

call u 2moro!

Disclaimer:
The two parties in this awesome blog, do not condone anything.


As we said earlier.
Its not racist, its race related.

I AM NOT YOUR FAN!!!1

No really, i'm a friend.
On facebook, the ever wondrous social networking site with an astounding array of applications using personal (private) information. Has finally caught me. I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of pushing "allow access" for a facebook application to my personal stuff. But by the sounds of it I don't need to!

Recently i have been appearing all over my friends facebook accounts as a fan!
A fan!
on my friends...
facebook.
a fan.
a friends.

facebook.

Just by typing comments, viewing picture... etc.

Wikipedia tells me I'm "someone who has an intense, occasionally overwhelming liking and enthusiasm for a sporting club, person ..."

"intense, occasionally overwhelming liking" what, like an erection... like a stalker-ish suprise...
Maybe wikipedia and facebook didn't realise that half of the people im a "fan" of are women... (hehe or maybe they did) and i coincidentally commented on their profile recently saying, bluntly, you have penis envy... (a freudian joke)

But no. Very intense. Surely a real supporter.

dictionary.com sheds even more light... "fan2-noun" a "enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc."
thanks... im a devotee and a follower... im not devoted to them... im a devotee. Check that...

and finally..
just to rattle my cage a little more.

http://www.facebook.com/dictionarycom

They want me to become a fan.  

God Exists?!!1

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm ?

Seriously. This guy.


According to the use of Gibberish, God, exists.

At first glance, you'd think to yourself 'holy physical shit, is this guy serious?' Each and every proof, is infact - ridiculous. Codswallop.


1. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)


(1) If reason exists then God exists.

(2) Reason exists.

(3) Therefore, God exists.


Mega Fail.

I disagree with this 'proof.' I don't mean to be offensive, (un)fortunately I will be. If you are religious or if the Transcendental Argument makes any sense to you, what-so-ever, you are are actually a moron. It is impossible to use reason to prove God. Infact i would like to see you try, i may even hold a competition with prizes for the winner, and the ones which make me laugh.

If you dont know how to start, examine the argument below. And prove it.





















667 ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT


1. Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree/unfortunate being beautiful?

2. Only God could have made them so beautiful.

3. Therefore, God exists.

...
Can't do it? I thought as much.

I don't know, am i missing something here?

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENT DESIGN


1. The material universe resembles the intelligent productions of human beings in that it exhibits design.

2. The design in any human artifact is the effect of having been made by an intelligent being.

3. Like effects have like causes.

4. Therefore, the design in the material universe is the effect of having been made by an intelligent creator. (the cause)


... really? are you sure this is the case...


"we are so complicated, it's obvious were designed by some intelligent being."

Sorry for the sarcasm here.
It seems quite paradoxical that this intelligent being created such UNintelligent beings, especially those who babble crazy "intelligent design" ideas.

Go read a book or something.

On a more serious note.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page04.html

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page05.html



Why would god create flawed beings with blind spots in their eye?

To put it another way:

God is ridiculously powerful.

Sick Shit Still Happens.


Let me rephrase that for those of you who missed the picture above..

God loves us all.


But damns to hell whatever arbitrary religion he isn't being advertised in.

Ontological arguement V.s. ... Youtube Reform
... urrr..

Finally, i thinks it's safe to say, if you believe in god you must surrender rationality or reason or "proof" as a defence... rely on faith and belief. In fact... all religious people aka theists should only be allowed to call themselves believers (as whatever they believe it seems obscure to me) or fideists.



**James looks at KC** Wow. God got pwn'ed.

The Awesomeness of Spontaneity (and irony)

So you wake up one day and decide "i want to write about life!" or whatever preference your creative tendencies have.
You have your individualized drink, may it be tea, coffee or coke.. (god forbid). Any other commodity which seems to extend your concentration, or susceptibility to "the creative aura" and sit there, taut, pressed up against the screen, fingers nimble at the keyboard.

But Alas.

You have nothing to write.

It is an awfully beautiful irony, when you want to write but cant. When you try to write you can't. But when you just take it easy, open your mind - it hits you. Anything.

This for instance, is purely written because Mr Holy Towel a.k.a James, in front of me just can't pull it off.
He wants to. The boy huffs, flicks his head and slaps on the keyboard in frustration. Shame.

And it almost makes grin to say, ironically, again, his apparent "creative block" is my inspiration.

Haha. Loser.

*note: If a post appears above this one, then e has got his act together.

A lavish horde

Ok, so the Bar Lavish is having an "end of summer" party (is party the right word?).
These hyperactive promotions over face book have resulted in currently "488" maybe attending and "771" awaiting reply and "1007" confirmed guests... Let me please put this into perspective. However nice lavish is, very nice colours and an authentic feel -the situation is about as feasible as pushing an egg, or "1007 eggs" through a small sieve. If this metaphor confuses you, the egg may as well be trying to permeate the walls of lavish by osmosis.

I'm attending, i'll be the one on the table, squashed against the wall with my hand in the air trying to get served amid a horde of students.
I'm only 5"6

and that translates as FTW!


The words: Critical Mass
come to mind-
In fact,

If I fall over, I would possibly dissaperate (yes, like they do in the magical world of harry potter).

... and i need I.D..
Just to top it off.

Look forward to the event - see you guys there.
All of you..

All possible 2000 odd.

Wait, so if the total amount of sent invites exceeds 2000... then the people who organised it were relying on a low response rate!? I think they should have done their homework.
Only kidding.