God Exists?!!1

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm ?

Seriously. This guy.


According to the use of Gibberish, God, exists.

At first glance, you'd think to yourself 'holy physical shit, is this guy serious?' Each and every proof, is infact - ridiculous. Codswallop.


1. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)


(1) If reason exists then God exists.

(2) Reason exists.

(3) Therefore, God exists.


Mega Fail.

I disagree with this 'proof.' I don't mean to be offensive, (un)fortunately I will be. If you are religious or if the Transcendental Argument makes any sense to you, what-so-ever, you are are actually a moron. It is impossible to use reason to prove God. Infact i would like to see you try, i may even hold a competition with prizes for the winner, and the ones which make me laugh.

If you dont know how to start, examine the argument below. And prove it.





















667 ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT


1. Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree/unfortunate being beautiful?

2. Only God could have made them so beautiful.

3. Therefore, God exists.

...
Can't do it? I thought as much.

I don't know, am i missing something here?

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENT DESIGN


1. The material universe resembles the intelligent productions of human beings in that it exhibits design.

2. The design in any human artifact is the effect of having been made by an intelligent being.

3. Like effects have like causes.

4. Therefore, the design in the material universe is the effect of having been made by an intelligent creator. (the cause)


... really? are you sure this is the case...


"we are so complicated, it's obvious were designed by some intelligent being."

Sorry for the sarcasm here.
It seems quite paradoxical that this intelligent being created such UNintelligent beings, especially those who babble crazy "intelligent design" ideas.

Go read a book or something.

On a more serious note.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page04.html

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/change/grand/page05.html



Why would god create flawed beings with blind spots in their eye?

To put it another way:

God is ridiculously powerful.

Sick Shit Still Happens.


Let me rephrase that for those of you who missed the picture above..

God loves us all.


But damns to hell whatever arbitrary religion he isn't being advertised in.

Ontological arguement V.s. ... Youtube Reform
... urrr..

Finally, i thinks it's safe to say, if you believe in god you must surrender rationality or reason or "proof" as a defence... rely on faith and belief. In fact... all religious people aka theists should only be allowed to call themselves believers (as whatever they believe it seems obscure to me) or fideists.



**James looks at KC** Wow. God got pwn'ed.