A li'l problem with the internet...

You know, I've always praised the internet as a glorious technological innovation. I hail it as passing to us knowledge and information that cannot be surpassed by anything. It is beautiful in that respect, freedom for the mind.

However,

What is the damn point if we keep on using places like WIKIPEDIA and ANSWERS.com to give us our knowledge.

According to wikipedia, at some point, (now if i choose)- A British person is a:
"Highly underdeveloped fruit-bat incapable of abstract reasoning or any remotely serious expression other than "this tea tastes like guacamole". "

So really. Really, really.

It only takes one of those "underdeveloped fruit-bats" to use wikipedia to justify pouring vodka in their eye to cure hangovers and rectal disfigurements.

Yes, rectal.
Disfigurements.

(your face)

Tsk.